Caldor Kids

by Caldor Kids

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1.
Entropy (free) 01:21
don't wear no uniform when i can afford and kick my ass out to the curb if i get bored or is that just too much to ask i got an incontrovertible need so answer fast energy enemy entropy i hear 'bout every specialty spending spree spellony now let's go see the show we'll see the show wanna know the recipe to my remedy i focus my eyes far away as i can see and it is with that simple task whatever it is i choose to hold i grasp energy enemy entropy i hear 'bout every specialty spending spree spellony now let's go see the show
2.
Warranty (free) 02:14
you might say i'm just another bud off the branch another day of passion wit and circumstance i'm part dog i'm part you what i gotta do for you to let me through it wasn't yeah it wasn't no messin' and stressin' just to make an impression you know i can't wait i can't win looking at a miracle as if it's a sin i gotta lotta bills to play you know that's my situation i can't go stayin' out all night tonight maybe if i was a full-blown star you wouldn't put up such a fight you might say i'm just another bee on the buzz but that really wasn't all that it was you might say i'm just another bird in the blue but i would fly against the flock for you i can't land i can't see putting on the airs the way you're putting them down on me i won't flop i won't quit i'll keep flapping 'til you quiet my lips i gotta lotta rhymes to spray you know that's my situation control the cipher with rocksteady flows tonight maybe if i was a rapper i could use my shine to catch your sight you might say i got a lotta beans in the bag it doesn't make it any less of a drag you might say i got a lotta bread in the bowl it doesn't make it any more of a whole you might say i got a lotta beat on the brain that one i gotta explain you know i'm part full i'm part drank if you're runnin' low go and siphon the tank i'm not broke i'm not fixed how about a warranty 'til seventy-six i gotta lotta lines to say you know that's my situation we'll get it done in under twenty takes tonight maybe if i was an actor i could find a line to end it right tonight
3.
Ban Rebranding (free) 01:45
i traveled back in time to make rebranding a crime now G4S is back to Wackenhut for you and WHINSEC's the School of the Americas if you knew what they do you'd ban rebranding too Academi used to be Xe it'll always be just Blackwater to me and who remembers Union Carbide's name but Dow never acquired Bhopal's shame fast food and award shows smells like bread and circuses it's all the surface of a curtain i wonder what the purpose is ban rebranding
4.
Pop Tart (free) 01:17
you're a pop tart no it's not smart you can get it all down at the stop mart i guess you think it's funny your daddy took my money and now you put it all down on the pop chart pop tart 29 flavors ya' pop tart zero to savor
5.
Jingle (free) 00:31
i don't wanna get rich i'm a Caldor Kid so take your million dollars and go place another bid i don't wanna get rich i'm a Caldor Kid with all the things that only come from love and not from it from fear to pain to going insane your money ain't good for shit gee whiz i don't wanna get rich 'cause honey if i did i wouldn't be a Caldor Kid more fun more joy oh boy i wanna be a Caldor Kid
6.
No Trouble (free) 02:24
you know that every time that you look out your window you see something different so what you got to say bout that baby 'cause you know that when it's changin' you'd better change too or it's gonna change you there is no drama baby there is no trouble and you know you're undercover uh oh you unsung lover where you gonna find 'em there is no trouble don't go lookin' for it so if you heard what we said then maybe you'll reconsider where you're at or else it's gonna be a difficult project for us to get through to you so i hope you adjust there is no trouble
7.
Bump (free) 01:39
ooh last time i seen you wasn't nothin' between you so i got my little taste wasn't no time to waste i was in your face when it was time to say hon' i'm gonna run away that was one gray sunny day when i left on my merry way so thank you but girl i wanna spank you 'cause you still leave me wanting more of what i know i shouldn't want no no i think of how it used to be maybe it's a mystery to me it's plain to see i couldn't even try to stop so the next time i bump into you that's just what i'll do i'll bump bump bump bump into you every time's the last time wasn't that the last line i don't care i don't remember let's get warm like last December it's not like we're on the mend or there's any rules to bend and you know we both need a friend so let's pretend that i need you at least i'm gonna feed you cause you still leave me wanting more of what i know i shouldn't want no no so who cares if it's right or wrong it's not worth thinking on for long to me it's plain to see i couldn't even try to stop so the next time i bump into you that's just what i'll do i'll bump bump bump bump into you
8.
Mister Walton (free) 00:40
the crappiest products and jobs around you get from Mister Walton when there's no other choice left in your town look for Mister Walton "my wages and my prices are so low they'll make you die listen for my private jet ding-a-ling through the sky" the crappiest products and jobs around you get from Mister Walton when there's no other choice left in your town look for Mister Walton M-I-S-E-R Mister Walton
9.
Shocked (free) 00:29
1 2 3 4 you better know what is a conductor you better know what is an insulator or you're gonna get shocked that's right you're gonna get shocked you better know what is an insulator you better know what is a conductor or you're gonna get shocked that's right you're gonna get shocked later insulator
10.
Big Time Entertainment (free) 01:51
they charge covers every day don't pay to play i saw i say i saw i say they don't help they just pretend to 'til condo deals kill their music venues so where we gonna go when we wanna play a show i don't really fucking know oh no no big time entertainment name it maim it big time entertainment name it blame it they want you to sign away don't sign away i saw i say i saw i say they don't help they just pretend to their record deals turn men to menus so where we gonna go when we wanna steal the show i don't really fucking know oh no big time entertainment name it maim it big time entertainment name it blame it music changes lives it's not a fucking business so stop your pointless search for profit sell yourself if you can't stop it

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Special thanks to:
Victor J., PunkJunkNYC, The Everymen, Sander Hicks & White Collar Crime, Lyz Red, Savaria Studios, The Bloody Muffs, Jammi York, Basement Dwellers, Cici Y., Joe Bottari, Our Lady of Perpetual PMS, Bedpan Fight, Jersey City Comics, Hesterfest, James Way, 99 Cent, DJ Mojo, Wax Darts, The Bloody Muffs, Chelsey K., Kyle Wilkerson, Hoosatron!, The Sheckies, Otto's Shrunken Head, and your mom & pop retailers.

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released March 3, 2017

recorded by Caldor Kids at the Old Pfizer Building, Brooklyn, NY
mixed by Barry Goldman, Jersey City, NJ
mastered by Enormous Door, Austin, TX

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